February 2012
uptomyhips:
Ginuwine? Ginuwine is Ginuwine, he’s Ginuwine.
“I honestly bet that Brett Ratner really wished he was organizing the Grammys...”
– Seth Rogen at tonight’s Spirit Awards (via kateoplis)
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
